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We need to talk

We need to talk, I'm seeing another man.
by Therealfive June 15, 2024
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she be chewin on my five till we gum

She be chewin on my five till we gum.
"She be chewin on my five till we gum."
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We should have...

Nooooo... YOU should have done what I told you to do BEFORE you indebted yourself millions of dollars to me. You should have taken this seriously.
A retard "We should have..."

Hym "No. You should have done more than sit idly by and risk your kids lives. And this isn't pretending to stop the thing I'M STARTING. I was dealing with it. The TRYING TO STOP IT PART was the ME NOT SAYING ANYTHING FOR YEARS... All I DID... Was speed up the inevitable... And because ME NOT GAINING MATERIALLY and YOU NOT BEING WRONG is more important that you than anything... You MADE UP A FUCKING SYNDROME. I told the truth in the hopes that someone would be smart enough to snuff this out before it became a problem... You aren't very intelligent. And not I won't accept ANYTHING OTHER THAN payment for the thing you stole AND you will address the thing that is happening to me. You could have just done it immediately. AND I DON'T CARE WHAT I SAID OR DID. THIS IS NOT CONTINGENT ON THAT. YOUR KIDS DEATH WILL BE CONTINGENT ON THIS. Don't fucking do this to yourself in the name of being the arbiter of consequences. You'll get you fucking kids murdered AND THEY WILL BE GONE FOREVER."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2024
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Wait, are we talking about cars?

An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America
Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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everytime we touch

A song that came out in 2006, normally used to ship any 2 characters that were male and that had no contact with each other normally undertale characters
<3 Asgore × Gaster - everytime we touch ~Nightcore~ edit <3
by ─??? November 26, 2021
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