United States

A nicer clusterfuck than South Sudan, but a clusterfuck nonetheless

The united states fucking sucks

by Iamahumantrustme October 9, 2022

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Manchester United

The most successful team in the United Kingdom. They have millions of fans worldwide with fanclubs based in Laos, Thailand, China, England and Japan, to name a few. Many of their fans experience arrogance, delusions of grandeur and expectations of constant success. Founded in 1878,they were originally known as Newton Heath LYR F. C and were formed by workers on the tough Mancunian railway line. They are now widely regarded by many to be the best club of all time with 20 league titles(7 English Top Division, 13 Premier League) 2 English Second Division titles, 3 European Cups, 1 UEFA Cup, 12 FA Cup titles, 5 Football League Cups, 21 FA Community Shields, 1 European Cup Winners Cup, 1 European Super Cup, 1 Intercontinental Cup and 1 Fifa Club World Cup. Their 1998/99 season in which they completed a treble, which consists of a Premier League title, an FA Cup and a Champions League all in one season, made them the first British and as of writing, only British team to do it. They have strong rivalries with bitter rivals Manchester City and historic rivals Liverpool, the 4th biggest team of all time, Leeds United and Arsenal.

"Who do you support, bro?"

"Leicester City"
"Cool, I like Manchester United

by Plimplom January 2, 2022

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Absolute Unit

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A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.

Bruh babe bro...Emma...is an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.

by zaragoesvroom January 14, 2022

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