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Gourd shorts

When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants
“Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”
by zoeeq November 28, 2021
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short pitch bitch

a bitch who prefers men with small genatalia
Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch
by Mr. Dumber November 17, 2022
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Short kid

A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of
Oh my god hayden is such a short kid he’s so self conscious.”
by Cumswallower September 18, 2021
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“Short” guy

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “shortguys
by Debo68 May 20, 2019
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Glory shorts

Shorts in which the crotch is cut out making a glory hole in them.
Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts
by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024
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colby ray short

Colby ray short is a godly beast who would read you mind with his 30 ft SCHLONG. He would loot at u and fuck you mentally with his god almighty cock he is so sexy when he enters a room every girl wants him.unlike zachary lopez. Zachary lopez is a kid who gets bullied for his lunch money
Zachary lopez:h-hey Col-
Colby: STFU and give me yo lunch money you stupid simp
Zach:O-ok sor-
Colby:eat my ass
Colby ray short is the all o mighty god
by RayJJizzle July 2, 2020
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