by xjgamer14x August 9, 2008
Get the Tisdale Roll mug.Worker #1: Where is Mark?
Worker #2: He's coin rolling in the bathroom again.
Worker #1: Yeah he's an out of the closet coin roller, no doubt.
Worker #2: He's coin rolling in the bathroom again.
Worker #1: Yeah he's an out of the closet coin roller, no doubt.
by JonJon386 January 13, 2009
Get the coin rolling mug.1) To be a complete and utter prick and to regale near death stories in an attempt to gain poontang in a foreign country.
2) A phrase one utters when regaling a dangerous story and one is immediately saved without reason.
Also see flaccid on impact
2) A phrase one utters when regaling a dangerous story and one is immediately saved without reason.
Also see flaccid on impact
1) Prick: I jumped off a cliff this high once - I would have broken every bone in my body, but it was OK because I rolled on impact.
Lady friend: Really? Take me now!
2) Person 1: What if this bus drove off this cliff into that huge fiery chasm below?
Person 2: Oh, it'll be alright - we'll just roll on impact.
Lady friend: Really? Take me now!
2) Person 1: What if this bus drove off this cliff into that huge fiery chasm below?
Person 2: Oh, it'll be alright - we'll just roll on impact.
by klaus__ October 16, 2008
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• Rice
• Chopped up fish
• Mayonnaise
It's where a man cums in the middle of the bed, then he injects his tongue in the girls pussy and spits out the fluids where the cum is. Him and the female both make a 360° form around the cum as they scream their favorite foods in pain. Then, their friend who is recording throws in the Rice, and fish at the man and woman. He grabs a handful of Mayonniase and rubs it in and on the field vagina and the mans penis. As they're in a 360° position one of their spines break and their friend takes their shoes and runs off.
• Rice
• Chopped up fish
• Mayonnaise
It's where a man cums in the middle of the bed, then he injects his tongue in the girls pussy and spits out the fluids where the cum is. Him and the female both make a 360° form around the cum as they scream their favorite foods in pain. Then, their friend who is recording throws in the Rice, and fish at the man and woman. He grabs a handful of Mayonniase and rubs it in and on the field vagina and the mans penis. As they're in a 360° position one of their spines break and their friend takes their shoes and runs off.
Dude 1: Holy shit! Why are you in a wheelchair! What the fuck happened!
Dude 2: Oh shit man.. I'm paralyzed permanently.. Joe took our shoes but damn!! Me and Kayla had a California Roll!
Dude 2: Oh shit man.. I'm paralyzed permanently.. Joe took our shoes but damn!! Me and Kayla had a California Roll!
by Boba Gumb November 10, 2015
Get the California Roll mug.When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.
I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!
by nowayjose12345 November 29, 2015
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