pickle

the worst tasting food item known to man kind. anyone who enjoys the presence of pickles’ opinion is invalid. if you call one a pickle then that is the worse insult you could place upon a soul. you have now called that person so ugly and so unbearably smelly and they are such asshole-y trash that even nicholas cage is offended by your general well being. good job.

bob: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO MATTY B FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THEN TO HVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR UGLY FACE
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.

bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.

fred: ...

by Vlad Wiligiginginton June 2, 2018

Pickle hook

Someone working too hard to get the D

Yo, that kid was a straight up pickle hook!

by Flagrant June 7, 2018

Electric Pickle

A pickle that is mistaken for a vibrator

She fondled the electric pickle

by Fack’et June 11, 2018

Pickled Rick

A cucumber that is pickled in vaginal fluids.

I got drunk last night and spent my entire paycheck on a jar of Pickled Ricks.

by TheGuiltyHero May 14, 2018

Pickle-Juiced

Being pranked and getting injured and/or traumatized from said prank

Man, he was pickle-juiced by that prankster

by Honestlymylifeisamess May 21, 2018

Pickle sip

specifically used when describing kermit sucking the pus out of your upper-right molar with his weiner

Kermit gave me the best pickle sip yesterday after he gave me the wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.

by RadicalDorito June 21, 2019

Pickle

Verb: to fuck

I would pickle that patient if JHACO would let me.

by Kevgene July 10, 2019