toilet taco

a taco-like formation made in the toilet, which is a poo wrapped in toilet paper like a tortilla.
I pooped in my hand covered in TP. I can now make a toilet taco!
by DabbingIsSo2015 June 01, 2020
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Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef
Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!
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toilet bitch

n. When all progress (or movement) is halted by a previously inconspicuous item (or person)
When your hammer gets stuck in a toilet "Sorry, just hold on. Just gonna break it while I get my hammer outta here! You FUCKING.. TOILET. BITCH." # TOILET BITCH
by KyleHUNK April 27, 2021
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IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.
When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022
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Toilet Confetti

The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.
"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."
by Diana Clark February 27, 2014
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toilet ball

the floating ball in older style toilet mechanisms that float in the toilet tank to tell the valve when to stop filling
Can you buy a new toilet ball?
by Billiam Beaver October 05, 2016
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toilet phone

A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet
-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...
by Hotwheels100 April 03, 2016
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