When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.
Symptoms include:
Smelly breath
Yo mama
Blurred vision
Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again
Curses your family
Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose
Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
Symptoms include:
Smelly breath
Yo mama
Blurred vision
Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again
Curses your family
Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose
Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
by Garfieldington February 16, 2024
Get the yo mama diseasemug. If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*
Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*
Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
Get the Joe Mamamug. a combination of the words “cunt” and “hunty mama”. means to serve ferociously. to slay harder than anyone has ever slayed
by penapox April 2, 2023
Get the cunty mamamug. by Mizudoriiro April 9, 2020
Get the Iron Mamamug. The mother of Joe thats it just his mother the person that ripped her vagina wide open just to name her son Joe what the fuck
by Pplick November 7, 2020
Get the Joe Mamamug. by Motley Sinner February 16, 2023
Get the Boy Mamamug. by handerson November 27, 2019
Get the Joe MAMAmug.