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Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
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Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.
I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.
by Cold nose September 15, 2022
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when someone is cooler than the cow

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"
by anonymous October 6, 2022
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dutch cow

Common term used to by train crew to describe humans on the tracks at risk of getting hit.
Looks like some Dutch cows out on the tracks, did you want to slow down?
by Neconeco October 6, 2022
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cow prancing

The act of walking over several naked fat women or men depending on your type and crushing their genitalia
Yo did you hear about the dude that went “cow prancing” last night

Yeah I heard it was wicked
by BuckShot8697 October 15, 2022
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Cow tipping

Giving cows an extra nice tip for their great service.
John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
by anonymous October 16, 2022
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Cow

An adult female bovine. A cow has her breasts on her crotch. Cows are kept for their milk or meat.
by the random. January 3, 2022
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