Just Mike

He not Mike. He’s Just Mike. He’s a husband, a father, a dog dad, and a hard worker. He is a wood crafter as well.
He was a dusty beard and loves Star Wars.
He’s a good guy.
That Mike guy is great.
Just Mike, I mean.
by Anita Nap February 07, 2024
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Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!
teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
by greedier jesus January 06, 2022
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Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny
another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically
by midasxd July 24, 2021
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Mike Pudding

That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.
Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.
by Duckmaster29075 March 03, 2020
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Mike Jones

A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47
Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 09, 2022
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Mike Jones

mike jones

Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.

None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.

Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?

I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.

Never heard of it.

Never seen anyone playing it.

I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.

Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.

Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.

All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Mike Jones really knows Hip-Hop.“

„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
by Sheldon dooker May 18, 2025
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