Jack Daniels

A drink, that when consumed, increases your ability to drive

Going on, a road trip with the family, better drink up my Jack Daniels.

by Jack Daniels, Drive, Whisky August 16, 2009

jack off

1. To Masturbate, as in a male.
2. A stupid male (usually "jack-off").

1. I'm horny. I'm going to go jack off.
2. You retard, don't be such a jack-off

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

jacking off

What I Do Like Every Other Day

I Am Gonna Jack off

by Speedo Boy February 8, 2003

jack off

to look and porn and pop a woody, get some lotion, put a generous amount on your main hand (sometimes other hand if youre looking at porn on internet or computer), grip your penis, then move your hand rapidly up and down the shaft of your penis.

spank the monkey, choke the chicken, beat the meat, yank the yak, masturbate, wank off, whack off, etc.

by sean paul? June 1, 2003

Jack

The mist ignorant dushy guy on the planet. He is super annoying and won't leave you alone ever. He can't stop talking and will always stalk you. If you ever meet a guy like jack don't like him. (HIGHLY ATRACTIVE)

Damn that jack is sexy

Ya but he is a total dush.

by californiagirl11 February 4, 2010

jew jacked

One who gets taken advantge or ripped off severly. Usually associated with money.

That coke machine ate my dollar bill "i've just been jew jacked"

by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005

ball the jack

From the 30's, means going realy fast, mainly with a car or any wehicle.

You realy can ball the jack in Germany
I was late, so I balled the jack on my way downtown

by Peter B August 27, 2006