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backwards crow hop

Is when a female curls up, knees by her ears, ass hole pointed up in the air, and a male facing away from female, pushes his penis pointed down penetrating her vagina
Man, you ever tried the backwards Crow hop?
by Samantha kink March 31, 2020
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Hop On Angry Birds

When you want to get 5 cocks shoved up your anal cavity with feathers as lubricant. Usually involves 6-12 people. Normally, two people stay in a doggystyle position and 10 men, 5 for each receiver, shove their throbbing dicks into an ass full of feathers.
Joe: Hey guys, want to hop on Angry Birds?
Other people: Sure, lets find a nice spot.
by peepeeshit May 13, 2021
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hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
by John Narckins November 22, 2023
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hop on lockport lighthouse

A place where the apoc 2 development team meets up and has gay sex
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by WhoZ July 19, 2022
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Jiggle Hop

When a big booty judy is trying to get the attention of someone far away but can't jump very high, so she bounces her body with her arm in the air.
When Kesha and Toya got into a car accident at the Nicki Minaj concert, Toya did the jiggle hop to flag down the police while Kesha kept cussing out the guy in the white beamer.
by PMoney2015 August 14, 2015
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Hop on VHS

A type of sexual roleplay usually involves a party of 2-5 people, where one of them dresses up as a Halloween character and chases them around the house (or other areas), which usually resolves in both parties being turned on.
"Hey wanna hop on VHS?"
"Sure, but I wanna be the killer"
"Aw, c'mon you were killer last time."
by CharlestonShoee May 25, 2022
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Hopped the fence

Old fashioned way of saying some has cheated on their spouse/partner.
Person 1: I hear Susie hopped the fence on Jake.

Person 2: Well that explains why the baby looks nothing like him.
by Summer Birdsong September 3, 2021
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