Shit hits the fan

when something is about to go terribly wrong. What all the people on "Doomsday Preppers" say.

I made myself a bunker and have lots of food and guns stored in there, because we all know when shit hits the fan people is gonna wish they was me!!

by lafunDUH November 24, 2014

make the hit and split

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

by Hippie78 July 25, 2013

double half hit

when smoking a cigarette and you need to get a good buzz quick one will take one hit off the cigarette, blow out half of the smoke and proceed to take another puff while the rest of the smoke is still in the lungs. this is done commonly when somebody gives you shorts from their cigarette and there is not enough left to get a sufficient nicotine buzz.

guy 1: heyy, you want shorts on my cig?
guy 2: sure, how much is left?
guy 1: not much, sorry
guy 2: its cool, i will just take a double half hit.

by fish reefer February 25, 2011

hit the acorn with a stick

When someone went to far saying an insult or something bad to a person

girl: “hope you end up in a grave soon; you dumb prick”
boy: “wow you really hit the acorn with a stick”

by grapefruittrees June 15, 2020

morning vape hit

morning vape hit - the first thing you do in the morning before actually waking up, talking, getting on your phone, or even speaking, you automatically are looking for a vape to hit it as soon as you wake up to function.

jackson, I feel so much better now that I got my morning vape hit in let’s go skydiving today!

bro leave me alone I got to get my morning vape hit in.

by amoneydollasign October 31, 2023

Hit Gabriela day

Hit Gabriela day is on the 3rd August. You can hit a Gabriela and she wont be able to get mad.

A: *hits*
Gabriela: Omg why did you hit me?
A: its Hit Gabriela day!!

by ashm1234 June 27, 2022

michael phelps hit

An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.

(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

by Santos L Harper October 23, 2020