ass fart friday

friday; ass fart friday that is

“Happy ass fart friday my sexy mamas”

by hamgirl5678 November 4, 2020

Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

No drink Friday

All Friday’s you are not allowed to drink

Katelyn wanted to drink but was told it was no drink Friday.

by Old papi November 20, 2020

Thank Gnome it’s Friday

A gif of a gnome from the movie Sherlock Gnomes dabbing with the text “THANK GNOME ITS FRIDAY.” It was originally posted by the official Sherlock Gnomes twitter account on the 2nd of March 2018, and has since been circulating.

“It’s Friday, guess I should post the Thank Gnome it’s Friday gif”

by GnomeoStan23 January 8, 2021

Fun way Friday

1. A unnecessary driven route taken via golf buggy to waste company time. The route taken must be fun, fast, bumpy and explore the unexplored.

2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.

1. The (insert boss's name) wants to to drop these drawings off. It's Fun way Friday, you know what to do.

2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.

by MrEddyT January 13, 2021

Fat Rat Friday

Every Friday rats get a day for them

This friday is fat rat friday

by Minco January 24, 2021

Funki Monki Friday

A day were everyone monki or coral is a monki that day

"IT IS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY" *monki noises*

by Furry Owo February 3, 2021