Someone on Facebook, usually a female, who drifts through their friends pages being a general comfort in other peoples affairs, needlessly bolstering courage, settling arguments which don't concern them, and remembering family events their friends never even told them about and certainly didn't invite them to. They offer unwanted marital and relationship advice. They make uncalled for suggestions about how to raise children. They tell busy, stressed mothers they should take a break "because you deserve it, hon" and they gently admonish fathers to make sure their wife " gets a little me-time". They promise to reveal hearty beef recipes (but never actually give any recipes away) and offer to knit baby clothes (but never actually knit any). Facebook mothers, like, totally get in the way in stressful times, and somebody should tell them to mind their own business, but nobody ever does.
Sue: I see your Facebook mother has been offering unsolicited advice again.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
by Kez 4 Prez June 13, 2016
Get the Facebook mothermug. the worst of the worst, people who seem to think it is their duty in life to let the whole world know the tiniest details of their lives and emotional state, via facebook.
Example of a facebook wanker
It sucks when you kno you realy like someone but you kno the chance of being with them is slim. We can only blame ourselves for that feeling.
It sucks when you kno you realy like someone but you kno the chance of being with them is slim. We can only blame ourselves for that feeling.
by facebookwanker January 20, 2011
Get the facebook wankermug. noun.
verb form: to facebook marinate
definition: to do or post something on facebook, and let it sit until people notice and take note of it.
verb form: to facebook marinate
definition: to do or post something on facebook, and let it sit until people notice and take note of it.
by YAEEEL June 25, 2008
Get the facebook marinationmug. The facebook rape, more commonly referred to as facebook raping, is the art of sneaking into someones room while they are in the toilet/brushing their teeth/getting a glass of water/etc and updating their status to things like "Brokeback mountain is my fav movie" and "last nite I cried all through the Notebook", facebook raping can also include changing someones info to make them look gay.
Andrew: Tony I just facebook raped Blake.
Tony: *laughs* this is gonna be good.
Blake: F**K you guys, who said I love the Notebook.
Andrew: *laughs*
Tony: *laughs*
Tony: *laughs* this is gonna be good.
Blake: F**K you guys, who said I love the Notebook.
Andrew: *laughs*
Tony: *laughs*
by Theroommate;) August 19, 2010
Get the Facebook Rapemug. fb user- Im cant get rid of this cold!
fb user 2- Try alka seltzer.
fb user 3- Try a beer!lol
facebook bombing- Francine got a great job!
fb user 1- wtf????
fb user 2- Try alka seltzer.
fb user 3- Try a beer!lol
facebook bombing- Francine got a great job!
fb user 1- wtf????
by Higross February 3, 2010
Get the facebook bombingmug. by Ajm636 March 1, 2010
Get the Facebook Chiefedmug. One who responds to posts, comments, etc n ridiculously short amounts of time; One who responds to every thread that appears.
Sarah: I hate driving WTF!? 1 min ago
Gary: me too! 1 min ago
Sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja?
Gary: me too! 1 min ago
Sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja?
by Denis Potvin October 30, 2009
Get the Facebook Ninjamug.