Chris Carlton

The best boyfriend ever. He's really hot, and is awesome at sports.

Girl 1: "Why are all guys such dickheads?"
Girl 2: "Well, there's Chris Carlton. He's a great guy"
Girl 1: "True, he's awesome"

by bluebird1234 December 28, 2011

chris hanners

Long story short, its and unorthodox definition for "straight up epic"

"That is so chris hanners"

by topher1992 August 23, 2011

Chris Conybeare

Honestly I don’t know where to start, Chris is the BESTEST FRIEND EVER!!! If you want someone to laugh with, open up to, or willing to try something new Chris is the man. He makes everything fun and has the cutest laugh ever. Every time he tells you he loves you it sends shivers down your spine and butterflies in your stomach. I can’t wait to tell him every day how much I love him, and how happier I am with him in my life and by my side. Just picturing him makes me grin from ear to ear, and knowing I’m going to be able to hug him in 5 days makes me feel warm inside. Stay away ladies because this Chris Conybeare is all mine :)

I told Chris Conybeare I loved him on FaceTime last night and when he said it back, I melted.

by admirer4youxox May 9, 2023

Chris Catalyst

He’s that one bald guy and he has some pretty good songs.

“This song is great! Who made it?”
“It’s by Chris Catalyst.”
“Oh the bald guy?”

by pastaboi38 January 8, 2023

Chris Fairley

Someone that is the peak of the Human Condition with the most extraordinary vocabulary known to man. An IQ score so high it has yet to be difinitively measured.

That man has changed the lives of his students, he is a real Chris Fairley.

by Llk February 7, 2020

Fat Chris

A fat kid who's 25 that lives with his parents and lives off the government checks in the mail.

Plays fortnite all day eats nothing but oven-ready pizzas and get triggered alot.

I haven't seen Darkbear in awhile have you seen him?
Nah, hes turned into a fat chris

by Danothon April 5, 2020

Clouty Chris

Someone who gets in serious relationships then gets their phone taken away and then gets broken up with.

“Ay bro what’s wrong”
“I just pulled a clouty chris with my girl”

by Justinmauk998 May 5, 2020