The Canadian Cart 

The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.

The shop that's in its own class

Woman 1: "Hey have u guys checked out The Canadian Cart? "
Woman 98: " You mean The Shop Thats been given its competitors a run for their money? Of Course I have!"

The Canadian Cart by Stranger Danger Son November 23, 2021

The Canadian Rowboat 

One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating “Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!” The first partner to climax will yell “I Canucked”, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say “I’m sooorry”.

I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.

The Canadian Rowboat by Quarantine Improv December 3, 2021

Great Canadian Coconuts 

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.

Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!

Great Canadian Coconuts by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022

Sweaty Canadian 

Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.

She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.

Sweaty Canadian by BorisFitton July 21, 2022

The Canadian Moose Buckler 

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.

Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.

The Canadian Moose Buckler by mmaest24 October 11, 2022

Your.canadian.mother

A wamon that is a short Canadian wannabe that you can bully BUT a your.canadian.mother can not bully you as there's nothing to bully you about easiest thing to bully one of the rare species of a your.canadian.mother Is their height and stuttering when they say they don't stutter also you can bully them for being racist

Hey chadington44 im friends with a your.canadian.mother !

Your.canadian.mother by Immortal kito January 26, 2023

the canadian dream 

Being rich enough to leave in the winter and come back in the summer.

Buddy's livin' the Canadian Dream, trading in snow banks for sand banks, all while sippin' on some fruity drinks.

the canadian dream by FoulFootFollower February 3, 2023