Canadian King

Derek is the king of Canada and the internal ruler of it

The Canadian king will rule forever over Canada and it’s many allies

by The Canada king July 26, 2022

Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

White Canadian

(Drink) - A White Canadian is a cocktail made with MD 20/20, Mad Dog, and Whole Milk served with ice in an Old Fashioned glass. Often goldfish will be used as an alternative to milk.

Yommy slammed 6 White Canadians before going out to drink Long Islands with the other dawgs.

by SmellyMell December 15, 2016

Canadian roulette

In the event of an eighth overtime, each team fields 15 players on the rink, and the puck is replaced with a loaded gun. First team to score a headshot is the winner

Hey Garry, you wanna get the boys around and play Canadian roulette?

by Clucker9000 May 8, 2022

Canadian songster

A term applied to a particular group of males from Canada, a British outpost in the extreme north of the United States. They are allegedly musicians with a huge fan following. Notable examples are you tuber gone bad, Justin Bieber and crooner (who needs to go bad-boy) Michael Bublè.

Why have you covered your walls with half-naked posters of a Canadian Songster?

by leibovits November 17, 2013

Canadian curb stomp

Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.

That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.

by HolySpicyGuacamole January 18, 2021

Canadian special

When one covers another person's dick in syrup and proceeds to then suck it off

Girl 1: that boy over there is cute eh

Girl 2: yea I'm planning on giving him a Canadian special tonight

by Silvershadow343 May 4, 2022