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Canada
-A 3rd world country, where the lazy government tried to fake their status into a developed country. All they did is doing bribery to journalists for their fake status.
Canada had ticked all of the boxes of features of 3rd world communist country:
- 1. No real legal law.
a. There is only minimal compensation punishment for any crimes, even very serious ones. Nobody is accountable in this country, from top to bottom of the Canadian society.
- 2. Corrupted Police, especially RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
a. RCMP policemen often rape their own female police. Even in 21st century. Search keywords: "Kimberly Cadarette", "RCMP sexual harassment settlement", "Catherine Gallliford".
b. Coward and Sinister RCMP: instead of solve the criminals, the police solve and bully the victims, so that police don't have to face the scary criminals. Search "Mona Wang".
- 3. Authoritarian, Communist and Corrupted Government.
a . Public sector counts 20% of Canadian work force. 1970s East Germany.
b. Huge phone bills due to telecom companies' monopoly in this country.
- 4. No functional medical service.
a. Canada might had the longest line up in getting a surgery done.
b. Your Canadian surgeons and doctors enjoys murdering patients without any tiny amount of repercussions. Search 'Scorched Earth' on 'Medical Malpractice' in 'Canada'.
c. Public healthcare's monopoly. Private healthcare banned!
-A 3rd world country, where the lazy government tried to fake their status into a developed country. All they did is doing bribery to journalists for their fake status.
Canada had ticked all of the boxes of features of 3rd world communist country:
- 1. No real legal law.
a. There is only minimal compensation punishment for any crimes, even very serious ones. Nobody is accountable in this country, from top to bottom of the Canadian society.
- 2. Corrupted Police, especially RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
a. RCMP policemen often rape their own female police. Even in 21st century. Search keywords: "Kimberly Cadarette", "RCMP sexual harassment settlement", "Catherine Gallliford".
b. Coward and Sinister RCMP: instead of solve the criminals, the police solve and bully the victims, so that police don't have to face the scary criminals. Search "Mona Wang".
- 3. Authoritarian, Communist and Corrupted Government.
a . Public sector counts 20% of Canadian work force. 1970s East Germany.
b. Huge phone bills due to telecom companies' monopoly in this country.
- 4. No functional medical service.
a. Canada might had the longest line up in getting a surgery done.
b. Your Canadian surgeons and doctors enjoys murdering patients without any tiny amount of repercussions. Search 'Scorched Earth' on 'Medical Malpractice' in 'Canada'.
c. Public healthcare's monopoly. Private healthcare banned!
Victim in Canada : Hi, there is gangsters having a noisy party at midnight here.
RCMP of Canada: - arrived one hour later after the gangsters left the neighborhood, played loud engine sound to wake up the victim who just managed to fall back to sleep 5 mintutes ago.
Victim: Waited 30 minutes for the RCMP to stop their engine.
RCMP: Will not stop their engine.
Victim: Lit up the bedroom in order to see why RCMP is waking him up.
RCMP: Startled by the light from the victim's lit up bedroom window and quickly drove away.
RCMP: Gosh, I was startled by everything, but let me bad mouth the victim in the police report. After all, bullying the weaker victim is always a savvy idea than writing anything about the gangsters in case of gangsters not happy with my words. Ya know, bullying the victim can also make my day! Let me write some beautified words about the gangsters so they won't get mad at us the police, because we RCMP are really afraid of gangsters.
RCMP of Canada: - arrived one hour later after the gangsters left the neighborhood, played loud engine sound to wake up the victim who just managed to fall back to sleep 5 mintutes ago.
Victim: Waited 30 minutes for the RCMP to stop their engine.
RCMP: Will not stop their engine.
Victim: Lit up the bedroom in order to see why RCMP is waking him up.
RCMP: Startled by the light from the victim's lit up bedroom window and quickly drove away.
RCMP: Gosh, I was startled by everything, but let me bad mouth the victim in the police report. After all, bullying the weaker victim is always a savvy idea than writing anything about the gangsters in case of gangsters not happy with my words. Ya know, bullying the victim can also make my day! Let me write some beautified words about the gangsters so they won't get mad at us the police, because we RCMP are really afraid of gangsters.
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Nerd: UHMMM AKSHUALLY THAT IS THE WRONG HELMET, THE USA SPECIAL FORCES DONT USE THAT!!!!
Normal person: What a fucking cagtard.
Normal person: What a fucking cagtard.
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To suffer an umiliation even if the motivations are not adequate.
It can be interpreted as "getting owned" but without true motivations.
Often used with the typical gesture of the hand over the mouth.
Similar terminology: "Suca" or "Sto cazzo"
To suffer an umiliation even if the motivations are not adequate.
It can be interpreted as "getting owned" but without true motivations.
Often used with the typical gesture of the hand over the mouth.
Similar terminology: "Suca" or "Sto cazzo"
The barista asks for a cash payment, and you answer: "No i only pay with card... cagato in gola!!!"
"The professor gave me a bad mark... mi ha cagato in gola"
"The professor gave me a bad mark... mi ha cagato in gola"
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