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Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.
Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"
by Theno2show May 8, 2023
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Brandon

After I took a shit, I smelled like Brandon.
by Babyboo234 September 13, 2021
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Brandon

A bitch who sucks at Friday the 13th game. Has little balls and loves to blind unicorn his boyfriend.
by Sailormoon147 August 10, 2018
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Brandon

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.
Brandon just stole my bagel dude!
by DonutDealer April 22, 2022
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Brandon Gaugh

Don't trust him! Fat, midget size ,small dick. Hangs out on dating and hook up sites while in a relationship! Stalker! Cheap! User! Sneaky! Big lier! Likes to take big long huge shits!
Look there is Brandon Gaugh taking a big shit while hanging out on hook up sites!
by Got the word December 23, 2017
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Brandon Russell

Someone that claims they enjoy being in the friend zone but secretly hates it
Thomas claims to be a Brandon russell, but I can tell that he’s in love with her
by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019
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Brandon

verb
1.
To rip someone off.
"Gave the guy a deal but he was just Brandoning me on eBay."
Similar:
deceptive
untrustworthy
unreliable
unstable
insecure

noun
1.
A very negative person

"I gave a million dollars to charity but that Brandon made me feel bad."

Similar:
cynical
negativism
detrimental
pessimistic
contradictory
nullifying
disavowal
abrogating
1.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
synonym for a loser
2.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
A cunt
"Brandon is a real cunt."
This guy was stalking young girls on TikTok. A real Brandon that guy.
by Tim Hortons2424525 January 20, 2022
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