mushroom taco

an extremely ugly girl that looks like a man

"seriously dude, why are you dating that mushroom taco?"

by skyman235 April 1, 2010

taco pie

You take tacos and crackers and you mash them up with a hammer(claw hammer) You then add food coloring, all the food coloring, and it will be black. You eat them. Enjoy!

Enjoy those tacos now for in a hundred years they will be illegal.

by Mike Poppiti March 25, 2005

get a taco

To quit doing whatever your doing and go eat something.

As said by "Winston Wolf" in "Pulp Fiction" after directing the clean up of brains from the car.

Fuck that, lets get a taco.

by hwinked January 17, 2004

bearded taco

A flat out hairy snizz found on mostly fat red heads.

Ay! see that cum dumpster over der? She got the most heriest bearded taco out der

by Lakesha October 9, 2006

Mexican taco

Mexican pussy

Sammy s sisters pussy looked like a mexican taco

by nuke mexico!!! September 9, 2010

taco rice

An Okinawan treat made for US Marines and Sailors consisting simply of white rice, taco meat, and shredded cheese. While simple enough, repeated attempts to recreate it stateside have failed. Whether its some crazy Asian spice or good old fashioned street crack, SOMETHING in Okinawan taco rice makes the the best damn drunk food on the planet and simply irresistible.

"We drinking in Kin-town tonight?" "Hell yes, and we're hitting Gate 4 up on the way back for taco rice!"

by Thundering Thirder February 23, 2014

Taco Hoe

Sluty waitress, hostess, or bartender working at a Taco Mac. Wears their khaki shorts way way short. Guys may even get jobs at particular Taco Mac locations to make their rounds through the Taco Hoes. Customers may also visit a particular Taco Mac for the same results.

Kevin: Dude, are you going over to Mike's apartment to party later?
Randy: Hell yea man. Like ALL the Taco Hoes are gonna be there!

Kevin: Dude, lets go to Taco Mac until Mike gets off work and start the pre-game!

by PassportPledge February 9, 2010