pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.
Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!
by big_schlong July 02, 2010
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Close your eyes

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.
*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.
by Jeramuse February 04, 2023
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Eat Your Kimchi

A video blog about life in Korea run by Simon and Martina Stawski. They cover numerous topics including: Music, Culture and food. Eat Your Kimchi has a very diverse audience who call themselves "The Nasties".
Hey, have you seen Eat Your Kimchi's new Kpop music monday?

OoOOooh...you so nasty!

Kiss and touch me; rub my bananas!

Brohoho!
by Dr. Meemersworth January 31, 2013
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Your grandpap a trap

Worse than ur mom gay, your daddy lesbian and your granny tranny
Your granny tranny” you respond with “Your grandpap a trap
by TazFTW March 13, 2018
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shock your mom

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"
"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"
by dipsetty January 26, 2009
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Cumming to Your Senses

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.
I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.
by Boisarebackintown January 03, 2018
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trust your struggle

Accepting when things are tough, it's for your benefit in the end; a life lesson that needs to be learned
It's hard, but you gotta trust your struggle.
by Alleyoop October 19, 2013
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