A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.
There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.
There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.
Barry Willis
Alias used are...
The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'
Alias used are...
The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'
by WTBHeals December 2, 2011

During a play of any sports involving a ball, watching the ball go over one's head and doing nothing to prevent the opposite team from earning score.
by ironsol8 September 6, 2007

It is when you are doing doggie style and then giving her a wet willy at the same time. But it has to be anal.
by Dbickhead January 29, 2025

by Better234 July 27, 2020

by Handle?Handel? September 28, 2017

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
