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Long Dong Willie

A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.

There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.
Barry Willis

Alias used are...

The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'
by WTBHeals December 2, 2011
mugGet the Long Dong Williemug.

free willy

During a play of any sports involving a ball, watching the ball go over one's head and doing nothing to prevent the opposite team from earning score.
Oh come on! You are suppose to catch the rebounds, not free willy them.
by ironsol8 September 6, 2007
mugGet the free willymug.

Willy Wanka

It is when you are doing doggie style and then giving her a wet willy at the same time. But it has to be anal.
Girl i am going to willy wanka you so hard tonight.
by Dbickhead January 29, 2025
mugGet the Willy Wankamug.

Willis neck bitch

When you surprise a girl so many times her face turns into Todd Bridges permanently.
Willis neck bitches never shut their mouths.
by Better234 July 27, 2020
mugGet the Willis neck bitchmug.

get the willie

When you know you done messed up and you are going to pay the consequences for it.
I didn’t study, I’m about to get the willie from this test.
by Handle?Handel? September 28, 2017
mugGet the get the williemug.

Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
mugGet the Uncle williemug.

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