jellyfish vagina

the event in which a womans vagina has tentacles and the ability to suck anything and everything in a close distance from it, including the male genitalia.

PERSON1 "dude, where's my car?"
PERSON2 "i dont know, where'd you go last night?"
PERSON1 "oh, well i parked at @#$$##@@#'s house and went to get pizza.."
PERSON3 "oh shit man, you didnt know? @#$$##@@# has a jellyfish vagina..it's probably somewhere in her esophagus by now"

by aaalllllldddaaayyy August 6, 2009

Back Vagina

butt, ass, buttcrack, butthole

"Omg that chick has a huge ass"
"Yeah I wonder what she feeds her back vagina"

by Aeroo December 21, 2008

floppy vagina

a pre-operation trans-sexual man who currently has a penis but refuses to call it one by naming it a "floppy vagina"

would you like to lick my floppy vagina?

by Lsv January 1, 2004

Vagina Asshole

Somebody who is a vagina asshole. An insult, used by stupid teenage boys in ghetto brown neighborhoods.

"Jeez Matt is such a vagina asshole!"

"I know right!"

by WhatIsLove?675 October 7, 2011

sand vagina

the most enourmas vagina in the world made completely out of sand

I fell into a sand vagina just the other day, I didnt want to go inside of it but my friends they called me gay

by ScarryLarry October 7, 2003

Vagina Nazi

A man or woman who seeks out and "destroys" virgins. In other words, a man or woman who takes a person's virginity without any sort of love or commitment; a player.

John: "Did you hear? Kyle took Jessie's virginity last week and hasn't talked to her since!"
Heather: "Really? That's like the tenth one he's taken!"
John: "Yeah! He's such a vagina Nazi!"

by Just A Plain Ole Nerd December 25, 2010

Vagina Pancake

When a woman spreads her legs and lowers herself to the floor about a foot away and kegel's a vagina blood clot and it splatters on the floor in a circle shape screaming " AH HA A VAGINA PANCAKE!!!"

Fuck you Bubbs I'm gonna splatter your face with a vagina pancake!!!!

by Wuksouless November 22, 2011