bag troll

A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.

Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.

by Abendego July 29, 2014

Outlet troll

Wall hugging, hunched creatures most commonly found in airports and coffee shops who use outlets to fulfill their unquenchable thirst for electrical power.

I hate going to McCarran Airport, their lack of charging stations breed too many outlet trolls.

by MadJuju September 14, 2014

trolling word

an often meaningless word, or phrase, that is supposed to mislead.

some sarcastic phrases and expressions such as big nick digger are perfect examples of a trolling word, often used in chat rooms as a censor-dodge

by Sexydimma October 16, 2014

trolling words

words that are supposed to mislead

sarcastic phrases are perfect examples of trolling words.

by Sexydimma December 3, 2013

troll

a short man in his early 20s; most likely a partier and/or druggie; most likely a little weird-looking

I saw a troll at a party last night and almost ran him over; they should wear heels.

by TFB14 January 27, 2015

Troll

Someone who acts immature almost as if they are 12 years old and tells white lies as if they are funny jokes. Sometimes they like to suck wiener.

Hey look it's a troll! Oh wait it's just Spencer H

by dldldld2 February 4, 2015

Troll-Ject

Also known as a Reject Troll. Troll-Jects are Internet trolls that are often unsuccessful in trolling or get the opposite effect.

I am not even mad, you are a complete Troll-Ject

by Sariet the Black Rose February 8, 2015