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Fucking Useless Dependent Troll

one who accepts no responsibility under any circumstance and believes they should be supported in perpetuity. see also, can't understand normal thinking, and there we are then.
by goober86449975 August 14, 2020
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troll streaks

streaks of hair that you think you had shaved off and you go to feel how smooth your skin is, but there is a streak of hair left just enough to ruin your projected smoothness
God damnit tonights homecoming and I still have troll streaks going on!
by pandababy September 30, 2012
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Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.
That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.
by IneedanID June 16, 2011
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Carpet Troll

A person who regularly passes out on others' floors / carpets. Said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. He or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.
John-boy drank a fifth and became my carpet troll for days. No literally.. four days.
by TigerLily7 November 21, 2010
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troll dragon

An individual on the internet who combats, defends and or successfully slays internet trolls who happen to be drooling and farting nonsense on the internet. Often times they are fact based common sense individuals who demonstrate a palatable and succinct argument or opinion which is kryptonite to the trolls. The Troll Dragon is a noble individual on the internet in their ability to defend oneself as well as others from a single troll or multiple troll attack.
That was funny! that troll went silent after that troll dragon showed up and made him look stupid
by Arklyte July 15, 2016
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Village troll

The village troll in strict terms is a person locally known for ignorance or stupidity, but is also a common term for a stereotypically silly or nonsensical person or stock character. The term is also used as a stereotype of the mentally disabled. These types often make themselves feel important by instigating public figures to boost their ego. While they can be described as mentally challenged they are keen on attracting on other villagers to a circle jerk of idiocy.
No one takes the village troll seriously, he's just here for comic relief.
by AliceBob August 8, 2018
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Preemptive trolling

The act of writing social media posts to create a screen around the person/thing you are supporting. The post will assert that anyone complaining or questioning your issue is a cooker, idiot, racist, bigot, L/RWNJ, political shill or similar. This is particularly the case when discussing matters of opinion, as opposed to matters of fact.
Examples would be “Those who vote against the upcoming …… are ……. “, or “If you think……., you ARE the problem”.
“That’s some nice preemptive trolling there, not too keen to defend your point then?” “His posts on twitter are just bulls$#t, nothing but preemptive trolling to shut down discussion
by Piiilot July 18, 2023
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