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Thomas

Your wife’s bestie: Is that…?
Your wife: Thomas
by Lonny Bahonos November 23, 2021
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Thomas Geuther

when she sticks her foot in your ass (lubed with frothy snapple) so you stick your fist down her throat whilst having your palm covered in hot chocolate as you scream "buss".
by Bing Chillin June 1, 2023
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Thomas and friends all engines go

A VERY Garbage trash-ass reboot of the classic children's show "Thomas & Friends" that features overly simplistic animation and shallow humor. and introduces a host of new characters, many of whom are seen as unnecessary and annoying additions. It strips the beloved characters of their depth, replacing heartfelt stories with mindless antics and emphasise on silly humor and simplified plots detracts from the original's charm and valuable lessons. Many fans from the classic show feel it's so far removed from the original that it might as well be published on a site like Pornhub.com, highlighting how poorly it captures the spirit of the franchise.
Title: A Childhood Ruined: The Case Against "Thomas and Friends All Engines Go”

As I sat down to write about "Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go," nostalgia washed over me. I fondly remember the original series, filled with rich stories, relatable characters, and valuable lessons about friendship and teamwork. But this new iteration feels like a complete betrayal of everything we cherished.

From the moment I hit play, it was clear that the show is aimed at toddlers. The depth and charm of the original have been stripped away, leaving us with simplistic plots and mindless antics. Instead of the engaging narratives we loved, we’re presented with slapstick humor that fails to promote critical thinking or emotional growth.

The animation, while colorful and bright, is overly exaggerated and lacks the artistry that made the classic series special. This feels less like a continuation and more like a mockery of what Thomas once represented.

In my darker moments, I wonder if this show should be aired on a platform like Pornhub not for its content, but for how it defaces the essence of "Thomas & Friends." It’s frustrating to see a beloved franchise reduced to a babyish caricature. I can only hope that future generations will discover the rich tapestry of the original series and understand its true value.
by EMD F59PHI November 9, 2024
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thomas emmitt

Tom: "You know, it may have taken me years of improvement to get this far but I believe I'm becoming a real Thomas Emmitt."
Fred: "No son, you can never be a Thomas Emmitt... he is simply The Best."
by Kelzayeee June 2, 2019
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Thomas

literally the hottest guy alive like i’m just gonna have to 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 we’re married but he doesn’t know it yet
thomas marry me pls
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ginger thoma

Listen up y'all 'cause this is it The beat that I'm banging is delicious Tartagalicious definition Make the girls go loco They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo You can see me, you can squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Girls just come and go like seasons Tartagalicious But, I ain't promiscuous And if you ☝🏻 was suspicious

ginger thoma
by minatozakii July 31, 2021
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Thomas

Someone who can’t get into Tracy’s pants.
Thomas: Hey James, Tracy won’t let me fuck her
James: Yeah I know

Tracy: (yells from the bedroom) hey James get back in here and have your way with me

James:Alright babe
Tracy:By the way kick out Thomas he’s killing the mood
James: Thomas get the fuck out

Thomas: Alright
by Tracy’s Lover November 15, 2021
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