thomas

Man with unusually large penis (7-9 inches) He is the best looking man you will see and loves sports. He has big muscular lips and they are juicy. He is very tall and muscular and gets all the girls including me

Thomas is so sexy and smels good

by bigwhore666 November 8, 2018

Thomas

Thomas is the most caring and important person you will ever have in your life and if you don’t have one well it sucks to be you mate, thimas will always be there for you no matter what is happening and he will always and forever love you and he will always find a way to make you smile, Thomas is never afraid to be himself around you and has the most beautiful blue eyes and blond hair, he’s funny and confident about his “dad jokes”... 😂

If you don’t have a Thomas as good as mine then you better get one because he’s one of the kindest guys out there

Xoxo - Hailey :)

Whenever I’m sad all I have to do is look at Thomas and I’ll feel happy again

by T + H = L O V E October 27, 2018

Steffan Thomas

Appointed mayor of freakytown in the 2024 mayoral election, residents claim he drives a small blue hatchback named, The Freakmobile

Yo did you hear they appointed that freaky guy Steffan Thomas as the new mayor of freakytown?!

by JDPTURBO May 6, 2024

Pulled a thomas

Stupid question
Stupid

Luke just asked a stupid question,
He pulled a thomas

by Est1984 June 26, 2020

Thomas

An amazing human with a 12 inch knob

Oh look it’s Thomas with his knob

by Tttoopeeeeeserrrr October 1, 2021

Thomas

Shook head

When Thomas says “we are open till 7.45 on Sunday” he is a shook head

by PAPAstanners December 31, 2023

Shut Up Thomas Day 3

shut up thomas day 3 is the third national shut up thomas day in the world! it’s on october 20th!

thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?

me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why

by adorable6d September 23, 2020