A Turncoat Thomas is someone who pretends to be a likeable guy, hoping that people will open up to him and let him in on their secrets. A Turncoat Thomas will then use these secrets for his own benefit, for example by stealing your girlfriend or sucking up to his superiors at work by betraying his co workers.
- “I got fired today for coming in late but nobody noticed...! That f***king Turncoat Thomas betrayed me!” “Well, you shouldn’t have told Thomas, Danny...”
“I’m sorry but I am dumping you Danny, Turncoat Thomas sent me a DM on Facebook and told me all about what you guys did last weekend! You **shole! And yes, I am going on a date with Turncoat Thomas this weekend...”
“I’m sorry but I am dumping you Danny, Turncoat Thomas sent me a DM on Facebook and told me all about what you guys did last weekend! You **shole! And yes, I am going on a date with Turncoat Thomas this weekend...”
by DannyCaruso1988 March 7, 2021

The GOAT in curling and growing succulents, absolute Sigma male Chad, slays with the ladies. 12 pack abs obviously, and won the Tour de France twice, but disqualified for using a unicycle. the only problem is that he's never had an awkward moment, so he's planning one for the future, just to see what it feels like.
by Definitelynotthomaswinkwink December 13, 2021

by JinKim October 10, 2017

An Assistant Director for the Kids Involvement Network who encourages academic, social and character development while providing a safe understanding environment where kids can express themselves in a judgement free zone. She has worked at both COSA and tuition campuses and has floated as a director to multiple sites and has worked with students with various temperaments and social-economic backgrounds.. She has worked KIN camps before and has become quite familiar with a few regular campers.
by kayfrankie2016 June 19, 2016

A really attractive man who is decent friends with popular people and is always a sexy beast- as woman myself I would totally do him and his very very attractive friend (often called Blake)
by Sushii36 October 14, 2021

by sigmahahahjwd November 20, 2021

A man hoe who has only had one girlfriend so you couldn't call him a hoe you could call him a lonely little bag of trash tehe
by Fucking fuckidy fuck fuk September 27, 2018
