Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.
This year you should pull a Dirty New Year
by Mango milk February 05, 2025
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Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99
Top five oldest year 7s are very very young
by Aliminatory October 26, 2022
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1-year cliff

The term used to describe the need to change your job approximately every 1 year, either due to intrinsic desires or due to being pushed out by a manager or boss
I hit my 1-year cliff at Apple before switching to Microsoft
by ihatefeggings June 24, 2023
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Metric Year

Sarcastically saying that something takes way longer than it should.
Damn, it'll take a metric year to get through this drive-thru.
by A RANDO GUY March 29, 2022
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Fortnight-Year

A span of time that's just like a fortnight, but in years and not weeks.
I've been trying to talk to you for a fortnight-year, and now I've got your attention.
This guy has spent a fortnight-year, cheating on his girlfriend, and not telling her anything about it.
by BM99 July 30, 2024
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Fortnight-Year

A period of time that spans 2 years.
To put this into perspective, a fortnight is a span of two weeks and this is just like that, but for years (not weeks).
It's been about a fortnight-year ago, since you broke up with me, do you want to make up now?
This guy has been cheating on his girlfriend for a fortnight-year, and it's only now that I've realized that fact.
by BM99 July 30, 2024
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5 years old

Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old
by Nick1245 August 11, 2023
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