farting around

wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.

Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!

by Genius October 28, 2003

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poof fart

The act of putting baby powder up your ass crack and farting on another person; jetisoning the powder all over them. Immediately followed by a sponge bath to wash off the shit powder.

Vinny and Fozz were poof farting with eachother all night long, then they took a spongebath and cuddled.

by TheMadPoofer May 23, 2009

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A Pyroclastic Fart is named after 'pyroclastic density current'; a volcanic event of considerable destructive power.

A Pyroclastic Fart is characterised by several key factors. It is a fast moving jet of particles of varying size and superheated gas. Too dense to be supported by air; it rushes down ones legs and spreads out on the floor in a shock wave. It behaves like a fluid; with lethal effect.

A: "wow man, that was a seriously Wet One!"
B: "Worse than, it was a Pyroclastic Fart"
A: "Oh no..."
B: "yeah, its Pompeii all over again."

by Jack$ November 20, 2007

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pirate fart

n. A flatulence released while atop of a surf board in such a manner that the vibration is felt throughout the board while producing an odor so foul that your olifactories feel as if they had been attacked by a band of pirates. The flatulent must occur below the water and must be smelt above.

I would have been killed by that shark at Rodanthe Pier if it had not been for Brendon's pirate fart which swiftly disoriented the beast.

by Mudshark138 October 29, 2008

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