Royal Dump

A big poop.

I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!

by OilySaltine July 25, 2023

Dump Trucked

You got ran over by a dump truck

Q. Did you hear about Haskins? It’s so sad.
A. He got dump trucked

by It was funny, get over it. April 9, 2022

Fairy Dump

When you take a "fake shit" while at work to get out of a task

Coworker: Ralph is such an asshole, he's always fairy dumping when working needs to be done.

by Jagoffinpixburgh August 14, 2017

Dump Struck

When you are left speechless by dump truck

my god, she had me dump struck with that booty

by RipAlfred December 20, 2021

Brain Dump

The "Click-baitiest" show on the internet made by Max G. or otherwise known online as "hotdiggedydemon." A show where a nerd tries to talk about a subject with his assistant, who is his television named Burnbot, who shows pictures and clips on her screen, while also generating insults at the end of every episode. Of course, Max CAN'T talk about ANYTHING at all due to his gay lover roommate Goofball the Goofy Cartoon Ghost who keeps interrupting him. Mostly fell off when the cartoon ghost drank an 8-ounce glass of cum.

"Oh, Brain Dump? I USED to like it, until I got to the episode where the cartoon ghost drinks a glass of cum. I kind of fell out of it after that.

by Pizza Broadcast July 7, 2023

A Plump Dump

Another way to say a fat shit.

Man I ate so much that I gotta take a plump dump.

by rbmmblnd November 24, 2025

Time Dump

When you talk to a girl and she doesn’t want to give you the time of day, you try and get to know her but she’s not receptive to you.

David: talking to the girl Hey, what's up? How's your day been?

Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.

David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?

Girl: looks away Not much.

David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.

Sol: watching from the side, seeing how the conversation is going Bro, they're time dumps! They're not even giving you the time of day. Onto the next one. Don't let them waste your time, man.
There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.

by GuarGuar February 1, 2025