Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.

Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.

by Rail Jockey TL October 18, 2011

pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...

by thiccgirlwith2cs July 03, 2021

Brando Surprise

When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.

"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!

by pfi March 22, 2016

Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise

Two toddler siblings take a shared bath. While one contentedly entertains himself, the other stands up behind him and urinates on him.

I only turned my back for a second; when I turned around Manual had initiated a Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise on Isabella. She lucky that he only peed on her back.

by Crack Jacky September 03, 2009

Velvet surprise

When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.

Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.

by PPhil24 April 21, 2020

Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.

"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!

by Bacon_lover1313 February 07, 2010

Cincinnati Surprise

When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.

He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.

by Only1realme May 10, 2018