When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.
"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."
"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
by NeverLove-333 May 11, 2020
Get the Utility Stickmug. by mexicankid69 January 16, 2020
Get the Chili on a Stickmug. When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.
by Penguincrip October 18, 2017
Get the Freezer stickmug. by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
Get the Shit Stickmug. A two foot long hotdog covered in chili and jalapeños available only in Texas. Also the name of a great man located in Madison, WI. A.K.A. River Horse.
by Zvexfan October 6, 2021
Get the Boom Stickmug. 
hand-rolled marijuana cigarette; joint
by Diddly-dank69 May 1, 2017
Get the funny stickmug.