Titsperger's Syndrome

It is a neurodevelopmental disorder under the subcategory of Assperger's Syndrome characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual sees a women with a great pair of tits. Usually temporary and often an accute form is displayed when in the presences of a women with a great rack.

As soon as Brittney walked out to the beach in her bikini, Chad developed Titsperger's Syndrome and couldn't talk or do anything but stare.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

Kessler syndrome

Kessler syndrome is what you get when you put so much crap into low earth orbit that one collision between two satellites starts a chain reaction of space junk creation that makes it impossible to keep anything in space without it being destroyed.

Person: I want to put my satellite in orbit of earth but can't because of Kessler syndrome!

by Person1582962 June 17, 2022

Hoover syndrome

Mental disorder in which the Carrier beloved they are sick every Thursday. They will believe they can’t do physical activities

Bob must have Hoover syndrome he hasn’t been to a Thursday practice in 2 weeks.

by User104739274 June 23, 2022

Scrobble Syndrome

When a persons song choices are defined by how it will affect their scrobbles on Last.fm

Joe: Hey, have you listened to Drakes new album?
Billy: Yes. I listened to it 8 times in a row
Joe: Why?
Billy: My scrobbles on Drake this week were really low
Joe: I think you suffer from Scrobble Syndrome, Billy

by kenshin_akase February 19, 2022

No Drink Syndrome

This is a syndrome in which you have a drink, and yet you do not drink it. You either forget to drink it, or decide not to.

I felt No Drink Syndrome as an hour passes without drinking my lemonade.

by Sanstogetherstrong February 28, 2022

Matrix Syndrome

An instinctive and unfounded hatred of any replacement, sequel etc. which fails to fill the immense shoes of its predecessor.

Guy 1: "Shit, how bad were Pirates 2 and The Matrix Reloaded?"
Guy 2: "Ah cmon, they both had their merits"
Guy 1: "Nah, completely sucked ass, with no redeeming features"
Guy 2: "Think you're suffering from Matrix Syndrome dude"
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Guy 1: "This new boss is a real douche; he's got nothing on our old boss!"
Guy 2: "He's been here one day. I reckon you've got Matrix Syndrome"

by Flashheart January 8, 2009

Northwestern Syndrome

The technical term for being affected by a loss of confidence and motivation as a result of being bested by an adversary that was thought to be inferior. The term was first used to describe the affliction of the Minnesota Golden Gophers football team, which lost its final four games by a combined 102 points after a loss to the Northwestern Wildcats on an interception return for a touchdown.

Student: "Man, I was feeling so good after I made it on the Dean's List last semester, but after I got rocked by that vocabulary quiz last week, I think I'm developing Northwestern Syndrome."

by WinTwins89 February 16, 2009