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Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.
Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!
by blueeyedevil August 1, 2012
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'ring flu

Describes the obsession a racer may contract after driving on the Nürburgring in Germany. 'Ring flu is characterized by the irresistible desire to drive on the track, even if one is hundreds of miles away from it.
Friend #1: "Do you think Jon is ever going to quit? He's already done ten laps today!"
Friend #2: "No, I think he's got 'ring flu."
Friend #1: "Yeah, I thought so."
by TheAutobahnBurner November 14, 2009
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french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion
ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing
by Whales102 March 5, 2015
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Ring finger is a different color

When someone paints their ring finger a different color from the others it can signify them being a bottom (lgbt)
“Look at their Ring finger is a different color, it’s blue and the rest are black, you know what that means
by Smell-those-lovely-flowers September 16, 2021
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Wok ring

When your fiancé’s penis is the size of the engagement ring he got you (which is so puny)
Did you see her wok ring? It was so tiny I had to squint in order to catch a glimpse of it
by LittleCC November 4, 2021
mugGet the Wok ringmug.

ring ning ning ning

Stand back! I got a chainsaw!

Ring ning ning ning ning ning ning...!
by BFDICream May 9, 2022
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Ring Boner

The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!
I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.
by Reiden January 24, 2011
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