Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.

Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...

by batfucker69 October 17, 2023

Ring Uh Ding

A phrase used when speakething to a Indian pear. This is also a form of dance.

Brian said to Ratesh, "Wassup my Ring Uh Ding!"

by Ratesh12 October 18, 2023

Ring Dings & HoHos

Shit. Bullshit.

Man, that a load of Ring Dings & HoHos!

I got find a Hess quick! Man, got drop a mess of Ring Dings & HoHos…

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023

Ring King

Ring King is short for Cock Ring King. Outsiders might be mistaken and think if you’re called this it’s because you’re the king of UFC fighters, but insiders know it’s because someone gave you a cock ring and you mistook it for a hand grip and now people will never let you live it down by deeming you the Ring King.

Diego: “Hey! What’s up, Ring King? What does this remind you of? *does circle shape with fingers* I’m in your head! You’ll never look at a donut the same.”

Ring King: “Please stop.”

by Visible Absorber October 21, 2023

Onion Rings

Kane's specific pronounciation of Onion Rings before it became a meme

'Onion Rings'

by Zebraman77 October 30, 2023

purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.

Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.

by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023

ring carrier

A plastic manufactured item made entirely or in part from plastic, that is formed in the shape of a series of deformable rings or bands that are designed to surround beverage containers in order to carry them together.

Cashier: Here is your drink.
Customer: May I have some a ring carrier to hold it?

by aka_painkiller November 6, 2023