Muffin fuck (the real deal)

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.

Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.

by B-rownie March 15, 2009

To get real dallas in this bitch

1.To get on another level
2.Go physco
3.To threaten to blow people up
4.Something you dont ever wanna be called

To get real dallas in this bitch just have a girl break up with you and threaten to blow her up

by Aka mr make it rain June 27, 2008

rsd - Real Street Drags

Legal street racing event which is good in theory but when the guy running the event (tuffenuff - Brian Mitchell) sells out the racers by giving out their ETs to his buddies, it kind of defeats the purpose of this event. Do you wonder why tuffenuff rarely loses? Because he can and does find out what everyone runs from the girls in the tower. If you are faster than him he will pull his starter cable off and say his car doesn't start. His useless derogatory babble on the microphone has killed the event just as much. "If you don't have a blown alcohol car, you suck" is his train of thought.

RSD - Real Street Drags was cool, now it sucks.

by GLD Staff June 25, 2007

guys a have a real problem

i accidentally stapled my foreskin to my left testicle theres blood everywhere oh god oh fuck

guys a have a real problem please help

by powerful guy May 4, 2019

travy d the real og

Travy D the real OG is the coolest guy ever. He is the sweggiest of all and plus he's got good knock knock jokes.

OMG LOOK IT'S TRAVY D THE REAL OG!!!!!!!! HE'S SO SWEG AND HOT!!!!!!!

by Travy D the Real OG April 22, 2016

Real big dick energy

These days usually you meet a female and sometime, usually within the first 3-5 mins. Girls be freaks and men just DGAF. Then men usually always lead the convo. Start saying how big his dick his, how he gonna make her cum over over. And how she gonna be shaking afterwards. Exposing her to her, by making her squirt for the first time ever. If you feel like you’re gonna give her the best dick and sex she’s ever had.

BIG DICK ENERGY IS when you actually execute and do everything say you’re gonna do. I tell a female everytime, i dont lie on my dick. I’m trying to make that a thing. So please dont say it, unless its true and you got it like that. Only so many men can do this, my guess is 10/100 people realistically possess BIG DICK ENERGY.

Him: I’ma have you cummin and cummin, she says, while you’re cummin inside her, (in the condom) i knew you was going to lay that dick down, because i felt that REAL BIG DICK ENERGY right when you went inside me.

by JarSjar June 8, 2022

k cool real mature

a phrase said when something weird has happened, your waiting for something, someone tells you do to do something you dont want to or other things like that

"Honey, go clean your room!" - mom

"k cool real mature" - you

by marcus jensen September 11, 2007