Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”

I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie

by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025

Dirty pirate

When you cum in your girl's eye and kick her in the shin so she starts hobbling around saying "Aaarrrr"

I gave my girl a dirty pirate last night, so she if kinda pissed today and not talking to me

by TouchMyRooster February 8, 2019

Snatch Pirate

To steal and have sex with another's girlfriend.

Guy One: Hey dude, where is Cindy?

Guy Two: She left me for Jack, he's such a snatch pirate.

by Pirata May 31, 2018

The Pirate Sal

When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.

Oh shit I just did the pirate sal.

by johnnyjrockets September 6, 2021

peg legged butt pirate

a one legged homo

did you see that peg legged butt pirate over their ARRRGG

by jonsey88 August 26, 2014

Pirate piss

Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice

The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.

by Buttered Sausage June 10, 2024

Air pirate

Someone who by their existence is robbing you of the air you breathe.

He's a good for nothing air pirate

by Suede opinion July 6, 2022