Poo Jinx

When two people who are both doing a shit are talking to one another, the last one to say "Poo Jinx" can't wipe until the other one says their name

Oh you're on the toilet? Poo Jinx! Now you can't wipe

by Runescaperunescaperunescapesli March 23, 2022

Poo Manchu

The result of a dodgy Chinese takeaway, normally felt the morning after.
Usually follows a series of Phew Manchus ( post Chinese love puffs).

That's the last time I go to Flaming Eye , this morning I was attacked by poo Manchu.

by Hwun Hung Low February 17, 2023

poo hot

When your body temperature rises because you have yet to take a poo. Over due poo causes body temperature to spike. Similar to holding in a poo because it it likely diarrhea aka poo sweats.

“Is it hot in here or am I just poo hot?”

by CCSmiles March 11, 2018

mama poo

A name for your best friend who role plays as your mom.

Y/n: mama poo, can we go to the park?
Your BFF: ofc sweetie!!

by Shreksmoonlight05 March 14, 2021

poo selfie

A poo selfie is taking a photo/selfie of the upper body while pooing ( not inappropriate just a selfie for the "shits" of it)

Person 1: hey whats up?

Person 2: Not much, pooing!!!!

Person 1: OMGGGGG you gotta send a poo selfie HAHAHA

by Michael knows December 14, 2014

Poo Boo

Term of endearment for your significant other who has bowel issues leading to embarrassing or uncomfortable moments.

- Last night my "Poo Boo" literally shit the bed.
- Tag your "Poo Boo" referenced in the comments of Diarrhea or similar meme.

by Stinky&TheJew December 30, 2019

Poo Golf

When you swap varying stories and images of different poo you come across with a mate, often through text messaging. The poo may be one of your own, or some random dog turd you came upon on the footpath, as an example.

This is clearly a boredom game.

Person 1 : "What are you taking a picture of that cow pat for?!"
Person 2 : "My mate and I are playing poo golf. He'll love this one!"

by Bebo Fabula June 19, 2015