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climaxless life

the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.

any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.

sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)

-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!

sue had never suffered a climaxless life

her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
by michael foolsley June 22, 2012
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life pillar

A life pillar is like a life lesson, except life lessons aren't serious.
Austin: Wow, that's a life lesson right there.
Ethan: Nah, it's far more important than a life lesson, that right there, is a life pillar.
Austin: Aw jeez, you got me there.
by derethebear February 27, 2019
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shark life

6am on my day off, but its time to hit the gym. Living that shark life. Often abbreviated #sharklife
by surewhynotagaintwice October 10, 2020
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modern life

A modern life is living in the city and riding your Electric scooter to your Wework office. People leading this lifestyle use Uber Eats on a daily basis and recently purchased and E-bike and an expensive camera.
Daphne: let’s just order sushi on Uber eats.
Alex: wow we’re living a modern life!
by Gutiiiii August 7, 2021
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The Meaning Of Life

The Meaning of Life is for you to explain. there is no such thing, no answer in a book to read and gasp.

Make up your own meaning of life, and dont be such dilholes.
Dude, the meaning of life 42...which i dont have a flying fuck what it its. yes, i did check it out. something about hitchhikers.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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Dick Life

When a girl/woman is all about dick. She doesn't have much friends, but the ugly fat girl she drags along to make herself feel better.
"Hey Randy, do you know anything about Samantha?" "Yeah, she leads a dick life."
by BRYANT3 November 7, 2009
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life's on the line

An un-officially released song by 50 Cent on his Power of the Dollar album.
Scream MUUUUUURRRDEEEEEEEERERR!!
I don't believe you!!
MUUUUUURRRDEEEEEEEERERR
Fuck around and leave you!!
MUUUUUURRRDEEEEEEEERERR
I don't believe you....
MURDER MURDER!
Your life's on the line!
by ScreamBLAT December 12, 2008
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