National Suck Dick Day

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by Long Jimmy April 12, 2019

national bf/gf day

On April 30th it’s national get a bf/gf day if you’re single and you ask your crush out (if they’re single) they have to say yes but plz note that they can dump u the next day so be aware

April 30th is the national bf/gf day I won’t be single today

by Someone named omar April 28, 2018

National finger her day

Finger her on June 25

Luke: Aye it’s june 25 , it’s national finger her day bro

Ryan: for real

by Heroeithoutthecape June 24, 2019

National kiss Jaden day

October 20 is national kiss Jaden Jayden or any other spelling day, you kiss them on the lips once and spank there ass

Oh did you kiss Jaden today cause it’s national kiss Jaden day

by Bfinvcgj October 21, 2019

National fuck mariah day

Fuck any girl named mariah

Today’s national fuck mariah day, I’m finna fuck.

by iliketoeatcakeifunowhatimean April 12, 2019

National Child Labor Day

On May 4, people will boast about how much school sucks, and how it's literally unmissable,

Prepare to vandalize, terrorize, and infiltrate schools, for it is National Child Labor Day

by Ku Klux Klonoa November 17, 2021

National Appreciate Gina Day

National Appreciate Gina Day takes place on April 20th. The day would be filled with nothing but the appreciation of Gina and even constantly hitting on her (even if she tells you repeatedly to stop)

Guy: “Happy National Appreciate Gina Day!....shit I have a rock hard boner now”

by GooseDefinitions April 19, 2018