national bf/gf day

On April 30th it’s national get a bf/gf day if you’re single and you ask your crush out (if they’re single) they have to say yes but plz note that they can dump u the next day so be aware

April 30th is the national bf/gf day I won’t be single today

by Someone named omar May 31, 2018

National finger her day

Finger her on June 25

Luke: Aye it’s june 25 , it’s national finger her day bro

Ryan: for real

by Heroeithoutthecape June 24, 2019

National kiss Jaden day

October 20 is national kiss Jaden Jayden or any other spelling day, you kiss them on the lips once and spank there ass

Oh did you kiss Jaden today cause it’s national kiss Jaden day

by Bfinvcgj October 20, 2019

National fuck mariah day

Fuck any girl named mariah

Today’s national fuck mariah day, I’m finna fuck.

by iliketoeatcakeifunowhatimean April 12, 2019

National droopy balls day

April 17th is a day where you just let it hang balls to the wall style

Guy1:Hey did you hear April 17th is national droopy balls day

Guy2: no but I’m hella excited now

by Hahadonkeyballs April 15, 2020

National Cum Sock Day

On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.

Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year

Happy National Cum Sock Day.

by CumSocks69 April 11, 2019

National slap balls day

Aug 30 is national slap balls day go slap a guy or maybe even girls nuts

Hey bob, lemme slap your nuts. It is national slap balls day.

by Slithery will August 29, 2019