master chief

a faggot guy wearing a green costume. Everything is fake and all u losers out there obsesed with the game just face it, hes a faggot! he has a girlfriend who isnt even real, named cortana, who lives in his head! He's a fag.

Hey did u just see the pictures of the Master chief i took with him having sex with cortana?!?!?!?!

by walmer November 25, 2006

taint master

ryan rader

by sama April 28, 2003

butt face crack master

a fat fuck who will fart so bad you have to leave the area.

guy#1- i have to fart man. *farts*
guy#2- awwww thats rank you butt face crack master!

by the1stikkia August 17, 2009

heroic master chief

a person obssessed with Final Fantasy VII, saying that FF7 pwns anyhting...easily!

Look out! We are dealing with one big heroic master chief. EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!

by m a p l e j e t March 24, 2004

Master of Reality

What some flabby loser probably proclaimed himself while living in his mom's basement until 35.

"I know all! For I am the Master of Reality! Damn it, why isn't AOL connecting??"

by Devil October 21, 2003

Massari

1. One of any number of tumors which are always found in the anal region of angry embittered humans.

2. Any rude chain-smoker of Italian descent.

1. "I'm scheduled to have this horrible massari removed from my ass on Tuesday."

2. "Did you see that massari just stub out his Kool on that kid's cotton candy? How outrageous!"

by Rico The Average July 16, 2008

chicken master

The name of the man who is believed to have eaten 10 buckets of chicken in 3 minutes, hence "Chicken Master". It is also believed that chicken master doesn't chew on his chicken, but merely swallows it whole, we tried to contact the local KFfor confirmation but Chicken Master was unavailable at the time. Throughout Chicken Masters life, he has been the origin of many classic quotes, here is just a few of them: "Chicken? Chicken, answer me!! Chicken!?!? CHIIIKEENNNNN"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ALL OUT OF CHICKEN!?!?!"
"Square Enix was bought by Microsoft"
"The following takes place between the drumstick, and the wing
"I'll have the chicken with a caesar salad, hold the salad"
"Splinter Cell is better than metal gear solid"
He also likes to tell boring stories about spanish class.

Chicken master sucks

by H@10 m0dd3ers September 23, 2008