by Puppycorn11 June 23, 2019
Get the Unikitty Internet shitmug. It's the built internal mechanism that reins in your ability to lie compulsively about your age, sex, hair colour, and/or location on the internet just becuase you can, some people have it, some people don't.
SkitZoe: I was playing elfquest online and I may have told silverkiss123 that I'm a fourteen-year-old emo abuse victim at which point he became very adamant about his love for me and determination to fly in from Belgium and rescue me. Do you think I can pull that off?
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010
Get the internet sociopath lie detectormug. The dark and twisted limericks, haikus, free verse, cinquain, ballads, and kids poems that can be found after hours of searching the far reaches of the internet.
Kent - "Hey Dave, I found some Deep Space Internet Poetry."
Dave - "Lets have a listen."
Kent - "Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Everything is red,
I like the smell of blood."
Dave - "Good one! I enjoyed the alliteration."
Dave - "Lets have a listen."
Kent - "Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Everything is red,
I like the smell of blood."
Dave - "Good one! I enjoyed the alliteration."
by BSNPmP November 18, 2011
Get the Deep Space Internet Poetrymug. "Woah! Johnny! That video with the narwhal beating up the bear kicked ass!"
"No. You mean it kicked arse. Just Remember the Internet Code of Conduct 57"
"Shut up before I kick YOUR arse, Johnny."
"No. You mean it kicked arse. Just Remember the Internet Code of Conduct 57"
"Shut up before I kick YOUR arse, Johnny."
by Nobody Unimportant March 1, 2010
Get the Internet Code of Conduct 57mug. Within 10 minutes of any online forum exchange, some twat will always write "Don't feed the troll".
The twat in question is always either:
1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.
2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
The twat in question is always either:
1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.
2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
SeanHunter: "I think the constant rolling news format of the TV media tends to turn serious cases like the McCann kidnapping or the Venables prison recall into circuses...."
Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"
SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"
SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
by SeanHunter March 7, 2011
Get the Hunter's First Law of the Internetmug. A religion, recent in origin, that has been created using the internet as its primary means of expression and communication.
The Jedi Knight religion and Matrixism are two prime examples of internet based new religious movements.
by testeroni July 25, 2006
Get the internet based new religious movementmug.