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goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law
by King mammal August 31, 2018
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Goat

1. Something that is totally ridiculous, but still awesome.
Did you see that guy try and joust with that windmill? Totally goat!
by ThomasCock April 5, 2015
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Goat

Angel Marquise Andrade is the Only goat on the planet
Look at how goat that guy is.
by Goat Sike January 14, 2020
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Goated

When something scares the fuck out of you and you stiffen up and fall over.
Oh shit…that fool saw a chupacabra and straight goated!
by AM© July 3, 2025
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Goat Piss

Rocco Czaja
Goat Piss: Rocco Czaja is eggs eggs tension
by HitlarSimp69420 April 26, 2021
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The GOAT

Yousef Al Zenky
Yousef AL Zenky is the GOAT.
by Benjamin E. Dover May 10, 2022
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Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.
"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"
by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017
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