Hell Date

A random group of words put together that can be used to describe a truly unfortunate, inescapable circumstance

"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"

by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023

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Work Date

An enjoyable break-time occasion at work where colleagues, often with a hint of mutual affection, share a meal or quality time together.

You: "Hey Judy, wanna take a break and play Smash Bros in the playroom?"
Judy: "Sure! Let's do that!"

(Oh man, you won! Good for you! It sounds like a fun Work Date moment!)

by TechHoppin February 29, 2024

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Weights for Dates

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016

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date muncher

someone who loves eating out other people's dates, ie their arses.

Last night I rimmed my girlfriend, I guess that makes me a date muncher.

by mcLevin September 15, 2010

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broke date

Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.

MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.

by roberst September 05, 2011

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