cock-prick

When using the words "cock" or "prick" singularly are just not strong enough to describe how utterly stupid somebody is.

Person 1: Hey, did you about Dedrick, he got caught trying to break into the White House in broad daylight while wearing his "I'm a terrorist" t-shirt.

Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!

Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!

by sixxon June 18, 2007

cock savant

A woman or a man that while completely inept at all other areas of life, is a master of all things cock.

She can't cook for shit but she is a real cock savant!

by ThaLumberjack November 08, 2014

Two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.

He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!

by BadBeast December 15, 2009

cock chowder

When a guy jizzes thick, white, lumpy cum.

Brenda likes it when Mike sprays his cock chowder in her mouth.

by PlusSizeBitchesAnonymous September 09, 2006

Satan's cock

Type of sexual fetish that involves peeling the skin of a jalapeno and using it as an anal dildo.

"Do you want to feel the satan's cock tonight?"

by Lou444 March 25, 2016

Cock Chute

Simply known as a woman's vagina

"I pumped that cock chute raw last night."

by Big J December 17, 2004

Cock-O'Holic

Addicted to the Male sexual reproductive organs. Or can be used to decribe someone who cannot live without 'Cocks' and a lack of them will cause withdrawal simptoms such as sweating and headaches.

Nick Marron is such a Cock-O'Holic

by Geezer March 29, 2004