Noah Christian Park

A boy with this full name is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is very funny and not to mention HOT, he’s really nice and will always be there for you. He is very popular and has lots of friends. Never reject a Noah.
Omg Noah Christian Park is soooooo 🥵!
Omg Ik!!
I’m going to ask him out today.
by Poop.pee March 06, 2020
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Christian Nationalists

Oh no! 😱 They're going to make the gays NOT DO the thing the women are making ME not do... Whatever will we do!?
Hym "Oh no! The Christian Nationalists are coming to make women occasionally take a 9 month break from fucking all the fat-cocks instead of me! Whatever will we do!?"
by Hym Iam December 28, 2023
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Victory Christian School

A school dedicated for the education of Christian values. They center their education around the bible; the staff's mild sexism, covert racism, and blatant homophobic attitudes will truly make you feel right at home.
And even though the school is in a poor area, I can't think of a single time that there has been any outreach to struggling families. In fact, they dedicate most of their money to contribute to the impressive church, and haven't bothered to update any of the student facilities since 1994.

And they tried to cover up a girl getting raped by a janitor.
"I love how the bathrooms smell at Victory Christian School, and I've always felt respected by their staff."
"Haha, wait, are you being serious?"
by Iwassuicidalbeforeitwasironic February 02, 2019
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Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis
by big black ranga man February 28, 2023
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Christian Ford

A well behaved young man His only role model in life is Drew Shep. Camron McCoy lives in his shadow. Gets fucking plastered off of natty lights and loves tits.
Wow, I want to be like Christian Ford when I’m drunk!
by Big Drew Shep February 14, 2021
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Bore Again Christian

Someone who becomes a born again Christian and goes on about it all the time.
How's your sister?
She's become a bore again Christian. Can't wait for her to leave.
by Shuaman June 16, 2019
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Sweet Tea Christian

A person or group of people that are sweet as tea on Sundays because Chick Fil A is closed.
She just a sweet tea christian, nice as pie on Sunday, but the rest of the week she will stab you in the back if you get in her way.
by Zpford01 August 03, 2021
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