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Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.
Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child
by thickness286 August 16, 2025
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child corn

refers to CSAM or child abuse material used as a way to bypass filters on websites such as Facebook, Tiktok and any other social media that forbids such a word. It is a controversial term to use but subtly hints at what the person is referring to as opposed to using the actual term or using CSAM
I heard he got busted with 100TB of child corn
by ISMPD August 29, 2025
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former child

A slang term akin to the Indonesian phrase "anak kemarin sore", referring to young adults who have little to no experience in navigating adult responsibilities. This term highlights the sense of immaturity or lack of preparedness for adult life.
Alex, at 25, often felt like a former child, struggling with everyday tasks that many of his peers had already mastered.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Child Pornography

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Child Pornography.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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Rabies Child

A hilarious nickname for Twisted toodles. (Dandy’s World)
Person: uh oh, watch out goob, we’ve got the rabies child.
Goob: got it!
by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025
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