child

a childish person who is extremely crazy, stupid and funny

alex: child come here!
amelia: IM NOT A CHILD
ella: actually, you fit the definition
alex: yeah, you do

by banana general March 11, 2022

faleaf child

A bastard child

I gave her a faleaf child.

by KBthaKing November 21, 2017

Pro-child sexual preference

Aka. P.C.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who does want and or has children

Kendra is only interested in sleeping with people who have kids. She has a pro-child sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

Holy child

A school of sluts and hoes.
This school is fun for partiers, it’s an easier version of stone ridge.
All the guys target holy child for the hot girls.
It’s very easy and super fun.
The high schoolers love juuls and alcohol.

Guy #1 Omg that girl is so hot! She must be from holy child!
Guy #1 Imma go give her a head, bye.

Guy #2 O well I already hooked up with her so...
Guy #1 What ever she’s still so fucking gorgeous

by heyoitsurgirlo October 29, 2018

Hair Child

that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.

*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"

by mattchick February 21, 2012

Child Support Trap

When the girl is hot but also a little white trashy and is super eager to sleep with you. Especially if you have a good job and she is out of your league. Don't do it, it's a trap.

Guy 1: You see Todd take that child support trap home last night?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.

by The Bunz Clapper September 17, 2022

Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.

Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.

by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023