Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022

candy bar

(n.) a “bar” or line in a rap song that has little substance, usually written by a candy rapper

That rapper can really flow but I didn’t understand a word of those candy bars

by khadijah1 May 9, 2020

Candy corning

After you candy cane on a your girl, you urinate potently yellow dehydrated piss on their face, and then piss mixes with the blood from the nose, and makes an orange and white color on their face

I was candy corning my girl after candy caning was not enough! The blood, the piss and the splooge mix very well

by Thebill169 February 26, 2024

dance candy

The mood-altering drugs people take at parties to unwind and chill or to lose control.

I've been at this party for 2 hours and beer ain't cutting it, so I'm going to try some dance candy. I want to get my freak on pronto. quaaludes, ecstasy, MDMA, Molly, chill, party, hallucinate, drugs, memory loss, roofies

by joecoolthefool August 17, 2015

a woman with a piece of candy

Is a trans woman before surgery below the waist.

Some celebrities like a woman with a piece of candy.

by TeXaSPeAch1121 September 22, 2022

Free Candy

Giving away candy for free. Mostly given by people in white van cars.

Hey kid do you want some free candy, just come to my van over here.

by orange_FAYGO December 27, 2022

Candis

Funny joke

Hey do you know candis?

No who is candis?

Candis dick fit in yo mouth

by Gus bus June 4, 2021