canadian tennis

search any dictionary for "hockey"

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Canadian

A guy who can't get girls, doesn't matter how hard he tries, he just can't. His looks are like 10/100, but he has the best personality out there, if you are in love with this guy, he will take care of you, no matter how hard it is. He can be very short, or have bad haircut a.t.c.. He is a virgin for a fukin long time.

Did you hear what happened?
Yeah, Peter tried to pick up Susan, but she just rejected him.
That's sad, Peter's such a Canadian

by Thatonealoneguy December 12, 2022

Canadian Demon’d

The act of giving your ol’ lady a creampie & performing fellatio on her. Afterwards you spit your own nut back in her mouth.

Me and the woman got freaky last night! We had a few drinks and I Canadian Demon’d her!

by Macman1 April 10, 2021

Canadian Hymen

When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot

I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job

by Plain old Pete January 22, 2022

canadian shoelace

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.

guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?

by true north thug April 17, 2024

Canadian Footjob

A footjob in which is committed in a breakfast restaurant establishment; Denny’s, IHOP, etc. two parties have to engage in a public area. One person disembarks their footwear and the other unveils their pecker. After both parties are ready for the act, either one puts maple syrup on their foot/feet or wang. When such is done, the person gifting the sexual act starts activating their foot or feet on the male genitalia to come to result preferred by the attending parties.

Me and Daryl noticed Gerald getting a Canadian Footjob under the table by the town whore Lewis.

by DualShock4 November 4, 2023

Canadian Coat

The thick bush like leg hair all true Canadians possess. Developed throughout many generations this leg hair is used to protect Canadians from the elements while hiking, snowshoeing and playing outdoor hockey.

Hey there bud your Canadian Coat is showing.

Those boys arent even Canadian. They dont even wear a Canadian coat.

by RestlessPenisSyndrome May 22, 2017