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prosciutto christian

Italians who kind of bring their meat stories to Christ. She really lubbed him up and turned him into a prosciutto christian. instead of believing in god in Sunday or at a wedding for their favorite God children. they try very hard to pee in the men's bathroom, as a prosciutto christian.
uncle junkle shook everyone hand after learning bumbum men make him pee real good to study way of the prosciutto christian. mafia boys, jesus and hot meat. hand in hand. may be paper towel marvel prosciutto man?!
by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025
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Christian

He is an amazing person he might have bad breath and has nappy hair but one day he will get shaved and be a GOD.

People might mess with him sometimes but he is a nice guy on the inside..... He also likes a girl named Hannah
Wow he is such a christian.
by GOFER!@# April 11, 2019
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First-World Christianity

When the majority of even lower-middle class believers in developed countries selfishly focus on their perceived lack and discontent, who already live in abundance and comfort, compared to their brothers and sisters who are struggling to put food on the table or feed their families.
Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?
by Numerati July 30, 2024
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Christian

Christian is a handsome boy that get's all the girls.He's anti and if he wants her girl he makes sure he gets them.He's a gossip king.He likes to fight.But most of his ex's are bitches.He likes the word msoro
Omg Christian is so handsome I just can't stop waiting till he asks me out
by Christian lbt December 6, 2021
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Christian

A literal firecracker usually doesn't care about people's feelings and he would rather think logic than have emotion. A very mean man. When people are trying to get him on task and help him he gets all defensive and doesn't care about anybody else but himself. Usually, he is kind of tall and he always wears sweaters with brown hair. Really racist sometimes. But he also has some things deep and hidden that he doesn't want to bring up that happened in his past. He also has low self-esteem. Overall mid man.
Yo Christians heading this way! no!

Ugggg please be quiet Christian your being mean.
by GreenSmellyman April 27, 2022
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Christian Saba

Christian Saba is him.
by KoolKermit March 23, 2024
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christian<33

The person keeping me alive, a person who cares about everybody, a person who deserves the world~ Christian , if your reading this, I love you<3 (Miranda)
by flixsammy January 19, 2022
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