Spooky Biscuit

Turds left behind when a person sneaks into another person's bed and takes a dump under the blanket

I stayed at a friend's last night and woke to a horrible stench just to find I had rolled over onto spooky biscuits.

by GingerHoller June 6, 2021

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juicy biscuit

When someone "Pink Socks" someone, then let's the pink socks juices leak on a biscuit, then both of the people/partners eat the biscuit.

Dude yesterday me and my girlfriend ate a juicy biscuit together.

by MegaBiscuit February 18, 2017

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A dick biscuit is when a man grabs his cock shoving it into a loaf of bread causing a small amount to get into his urethra. After this he jizzes into the woman's mouth releasing jizz and bread into the woman's mouth which she then swallows

"Grabbed Jessica's head last night and gave her a face full of dick biscuit"

by Kingcug May 31, 2018

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joy biscuit

a lesbian love interest, ideally girl friend/lover; the female lover of a mad-for-her male who is desirous of her; a pet name for a pet rock.

HEY get your bitchass fingers off her. she's my joy biscuit and don't you know it by now, slit?

hey baby doll. come to me be my joy biscuit, wrap your hand around my heart easy like;

that's not a paper weight on my desk - hey that's my joy biscuit. painted it blue in 4th grade.

by skeeta faithful April 3, 2011

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