Andrew Mcdermott

Mr 'The Academic Comeback is on'

Thinks he's naturally talented and is complacent with everything as a result. However, this claim is not true and the pussy whisperer Peter Park only told him this because his hormones were out of order when the two of them were shagging in Year 9.

Reality is: Andrew Mcdermott is painfully average, and is the most academically retarded person in the year. Takes the piss out of Srisht for the latter's dedication to his studies, but forgets the fact that he has a predicted top 8 of 48, whilst his parents have payed upwards of £70,000 for 5 years of boarding.

He's going to a private school anyway, so he will never learn his lesson and he will continue to possess the work ethic of a Mongolian whore and will be utterly pathetic in general for the rest of his life.

Andrew Mcdermott? Yes I know him. He's the one whose already on the Claimant Count.

by dapooseywhisperer May 9, 2023

Andrew Downey

Massive fucking cock. soft to hard it's 6 to 24. all his friends have 10 millimeter defeaters, but he's got a dick so long it drags on the ground behind him. you don't wanna run up on Andrew Downey, he will choke you out with his long schlong and then consume you with his urethra. He baths in money and will not hesitate to legally buy you if the opportunity arises.

Josh, "I wish my skull was being crushed by Andrew Downey's urethra right now."
Bill, "Same bro."

by vag_slayer_69 May 11, 2023

andrews mum

she had a boner

wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum

by chewyfeet69 May 15, 2023

Andrew

Andrew is basically an adult midget. He has stopped growing and is still waiting on his growth spurt. He is also intelligent when he feels like it but that's not very often. He also has an big penis.

Person :Omg Andrew is so weird
Friend: Yeah I know right he has a weird dick

by CIC#1hornerman November 20, 2023

Andrew

He's smart as hell and he's not afraid to tell his opinion, which are usually compliable. He always messes with his teachers, but they cant help but love him. He has the ability to surround himself with the best of friends. Just call him whenever you need help because he'd be happy to help, just don't forget to repay him. He's always open to criticism, but only to come back to beat you at everything.

Tyrone: Do you know who came first in the test?
John: It was probably Andrew.

by Mr_Mainframe November 20, 2023

andrew

andrew is a short, beaner, soccer player, edgar, toxico, attached, delulu, slow. he will back stab u behind your back and you wouldn’t know, he will betray u even if your blood. don’t trust this monkey. ears are always out, no home, no job, no money, mom who babies him. basically he careful around an andrew….

little sister: talks to him in march
older sister: talks to him secretly

andrew: i can pull😍😛…💀

by always keepin it real November 20, 2023

Andrew

Andrew is the kind of boy who’s very funny, handsome, cute, kind, smart, athletic, and very charming. The second you meet him you’ll be in awe like love at first sight. You’ll wonder “how is he so perfect?” And if your lucky enough you’ll get to date him and it’s the best feeling ever, you feel like you’ve won the lottery. You’ll also wonder “how did I pull this amazing boy?” And maybe never know. But one thing you do know is that this is the boy you wanna marry and spend your life with and have children with. Also that most girls will want to steal him from you but luckily andrew is a very loyal person. Every feature he has top to bottom is so perfect, especially his lips they look and feel so kissable that every time you kiss him you never wanna pull away. Sometimes he doubts himself and you just wish he could see himself in your eyes. Andrew is also the boy to have the perfect dick the dick you wanna rideee allll day and get hit from the back 24/7, and give him head whenever asks, and want to have his hands all over you, and make out whenever <3

Andrew is so handsome!
I’m so lucky to be dating Andrew.
I miss Andrew.
I love Andrew with all my heart <3333

by JeanetteJimenez November 20, 2023